Because sometimes you want to look like a masterpiece… but still scream “I hiss at 3AM and knock over your trash cans.” This original Crazy Opossum Lady design mashes up Van Gogh’s Starry Night with the elegance of everyone’s favorite night critter, the opossum.
Perfect for the art lover who wants to keep it classy while radiating chaotic trash-goblin energy. T
ie Specs (aka Opossum Stats): 57'' of cosmic opossum glory Skinny end: 1.6'' Wide end: 3.9'' Silky 3.10oz/yd² (105gsm) polyester – dreamy, starry smooth V-shaped end (fancy, like Vincent would’ve wanted) Keeper loop for that tie tail wrangling Sewn-in label for authenticity (and bragging rights) Great for gallery openings, board meetings, or stargazing in dumpsters (close enough).
