Do you find yourself whispering “hiss-terical” jokes to possums at 2 a.m.? Do you brake for nocturnal cuteness? Congratulations — you’re officially a Crazy Opossum Lady, and this tote bag is your badge of honor.
This durable, double-sided beauty is perfect for carrying snacks, craft supplies, or an emergency banana peel collection. Whether you’re scavenging yard sales, hitting the beach, or heading out for a midnight snack run, this bag says “Yes, I have impeccable taste and possibly an opossum in my heart (or purse).”
✨ Features:
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Size: Medium but mighty — 16" x 15" x 3.46" with comfy 14" handles (1" wide, ideal for shoulder swinging or dramatic exits).
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Printed on both sides with the original Crazy Opossum Lady design — so everyone knows where you stand (in the trash, proudly).
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100% Polyester: Tough enough to survive your next dumpster dive or farmers’ market trip.
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Boxed corners + black cotton handles = sturdy, stylish, and possum-proof.
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Black inner stitching, transparent thread on hems, non-woven laminate inside.
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Made in the USA from globally sourced parts — like an opossum with world travel dreams.
Perfect for:
🐾 Beach days, craft fairs, grocery hauls, or carrying small woodland creatures (figuratively).
💀 Fellow marsupial lovers, pun enthusiasts, and anyone who’s ever hissed under pressure.
So go on — join the marsupial madness.
Be loud. Be proud. Be a Crazy Opossum Lady.
