Business in the front, possum party on the neck. This original Crazy Opossum Lady design is perfect for the one who means serious business but still wants a splash of “I may eat trash but I look classy.”
Specs to Impress (and Confuse Coworkers):
57'' of pure opossum-powered style
Skinny end: 1.6'' (for subtlety) Wide end: 3.9'' (for maximum razzle dazzle) 3.10oz/yd² (105gsm) silky polyester – smooth like an opossum in the moonlight V-shaped end (because pointy = fancy) Keeper loop to wrangle that wild tie tail Sewn-in label so everyone knows it’s legit opossum couture Perfect for weddings, boardrooms, luaus, or midnight dumpster raids.
