Some folks run on caffeine, others run on chaos — this tie celebrates both. Featuring an original Crazy Opossum Lady design of jittery, wide-eyed opossums clinging to their mugs like it’s the only thing keeping them alive (relatable). Perfect for the one who shows up to work powered by espresso and sheer possum determination.
Tie Specs (Caffeine-Approved): 57'' of caffeinated critter style Skinny end: 1.6'' Wide end: 3.9'' Smooth 3.10oz/yd² (105gsm) silky polyester – as smooth as your third latte V-shaped end (sharp, like your coffee jitters) Keeper loop to wrangle the tie tail while your hands shake Sewn-in label =
certified opossum chic Ideal for baristas, night owls, morning-haters, and anyone who’s ever thought “one more cup can’t hurt.” ☕🦝
